Note to Self
Self, when your four-year-old is in the shopping cart and is sweetly holding the bananas, don’t assume that he will continue to hold them. He will not. But, since he is a tidy sort of fellow, in some instances, he will decide that they need to be placed in the storage area of the cart and he will get the bananas there by casually tossing them over his shoulder. Which does nothing for the bananas — as we all know.
Self, also, don’t underestimate how cute this four-year-old will be when he misunderstands when you tell him the name of the melons with green interior and delightedly and loudly tells everyone he sees while gesturing to the melon, “Look, we got some HONEY DUDES!!”.