Do You Know What is Funny?
A woman attempting to put a glaze on her foot-and-a-half long hair (did I mention that she is no good with cosmetic-type stuff) while trying desperately not to get it on the white Marimekko shower curtain or anywhere else in the miniscule bathroom.
Oh, wait, it gets funnier. When she is trying to rinse out the glaze, she hangs her head over the tub for what feels like forever (until it no longer looks like a murder scene happened there — did I mention the glaze is orange?) and when she stands up to check it in the mirror, she thinks that she is having some sort of bizarre allergic reaction because her face and hands are so red. After putting her remaining brain cells to work, however, she determines that her face and hands are red because she was basically doing a modified handstand in the bathtub for like 5 minutes.
Said woman then resolves not to attempt cosmetic things past 10 o’clock at night because the critical thinking skills needed — like remembering to bring a hair clip, say — are sadly lacking.
Lesson learned, and the Marimekko survived. Whew.