Taking J to a Wedding<\/b><\/p>\n
My eldest son’s teacher was married today.
\nWe went to her wedding.
\nIt was in a Catholic church.
\nWe were standing, waiting to be seated.
\nMy son told me that he was thirsty.
\nI told him to wait and spoke to a friend.
\nThen my friend started laughing really hard.
\nSon had decided that Holy Water must be as good as regular water.
\nAnd so he was drinking from the spigot.
\nMy friend had to use her tissues early.
\nThe ones she brought in case she got emotional during the wedding.
\nTo wipe away tears of laughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Taking J to a Wedding My eldest son’s teacher was married today. We went to her wedding. It was in a Catholic church. We were standing, waiting to be seated. My son told me that he was thirsty. I told … Continue reading