New Book<\/b>
\nMy 9 year-old told me today that he is writing a new book. He has titled it:<\/p>\n
Total Nonsense<\/b><\/i>
\nChapter 1: Why You Can’t Have Asparagus Children
\nChapter 2: It’s a Pain Having a Talking Toilet
\nChapter 3: Snakes With Dog Torsos
\nChapter 4: Banana Peel Firing Tanks<\/p>\n
I’m not making this up.
\nI couldn’t if I tried.<\/p>\n
Who are these wacky creative males that I birthed?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
New Book My 9 year-old told me today that he is writing a new book. He has titled it: Total Nonsense Chapter 1: Why You Can’t Have Asparagus Children Chapter 2: It’s a Pain Having a Talking Toilet Chapter 3: … Continue reading