{"id":828,"date":"2009-02-01T15:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T15:54:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=828","title":{"rendered":"Question:  What is Newton&#8217;s 2nd Law?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Question:  What is Newton&#8217;s 2nd Law?<\/b><br \/>\n<b><i>Answer:  As Long As There Is Harmony, There Will Be Sparkle?<\/i><\/b>  <\/p>\n<p>And then he looked at me hopefully, with a little smile on his face.  Like, this <i>could<\/i> be right, right?<\/p>\n<p>You know, maybe I should have titled this post<b> If I Pulled Out My Hair in Frustration I Would Have Been Rendered Bald Long Ago<\/b>.  <\/p>\n<p>Or maybe <b>Sixth Grade Science &#8212; Who NEEDS You?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Or <b>When Choosing Between Red Hot Coal Walking or Sixth Grade Science Tutoring, The Choice is EASY<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>At least I got a laugh out of it.  Sparkles and physics, hilarious together.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question: What is Newton&#8217;s 2nd Law? Answer: As Long As There Is Harmony, There Will Be Sparkle? And then he looked at me hopefully, with a little smile on his face. Like, this could be right, right? You know, maybe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=828\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}