{"id":777,"date":"2008-09-09T22:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-09T22:02:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=777","title":{"rendered":"The Cookie Bandit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The Cookie Bandit<\/b><br \/>\nIn the mornings, when I&#8217;m busy getting the other boys ready for school, I sometimes lose track of my youngest.  Then I remember that he&#8217;s a cookie bandit.  I look in my pantry and I see this<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/auto_images\/hires\/img62561221012062.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/auto_images\/lowres\/img62561221012062.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\nor this.<br \/>\n<a href=\"\/auto_images\/hires\/img62451221012015.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/auto_images\/lowres\/img62451221012015.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\nBUSTED!!<br \/>\nLook at him sitting pretty as you please on my flour canister.  He has no guilty feelings about the whole business, either.  The little buster helps himself.  <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Cookie Bandit In the mornings, when I&#8217;m busy getting the other boys ready for school, I sometimes lose track of my youngest. Then I remember that he&#8217;s a cookie bandit. I look in my pantry and I see this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=777\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/777\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}