{"id":768,"date":"2008-08-18T16:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T16:38:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=768","title":{"rendered":"The Margot Tenenbaum Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Royal_Tenenbaums\">Margot Tenenbaum<\/a> Club<\/b><br \/>\nWell, yesterday was interesting &#8212; interesting but not for the squeamish.  So, if you&#8217;re squeamish, please visit again tomorrow and by all means don&#8217;t keep reading.<\/p>\n<p>What this is is a tale of stupidity.  Yesterday, I was using my food processor to shred up some cabbage to make a coleslaw salad.  Food processors are usually a safe way to cut things up.  Not my food processor.  Years ago, the safety features broke and I asked my techy husband to wire it so that I could use it anyway.  All this worked fine until I sliced into my index finger yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>No worries, y&#8217;all.  I&#8217;m okay, although I did come very close to fainting 3 times yesterday &#8212; and that&#8217;s something new for me.  It is kind of a funny feeling, though.  Also, I think that I might not be wired up normally because, the finger that was injured didn&#8217;t hurt much but the neighboring finger that had no injury did.  Isn&#8217;t that weird?<\/p>\n<p>There are some really cool bandages for fingers now, y&#8217;all.   Should you ever need them, my Margot finger has prepared a little show for you&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/auto_images\/hires\/img62351219091667.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/auto_images\/lowres\/img62351219091667.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/auto_images\/hires\/img62341219090477.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/auto_images\/lowres\/img62341219090477.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sorry for the blurriness of the images&#8230;my left hand offers y&#8217;all its apologies.  And I offer my apologies to all southern mothers for this next image of me sans lipstick.  I really should know better about the lipstick.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/auto_images\/hires\/img62391219091706.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/auto_images\/lowres\/img62391219091706.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m okay.  Now if the accident could cure my stupidity problem it would all be worth it.  Unfortunately, I don&#8217;t think that problem will ever be truly defeated.  I am, however, not stupid enough to change the bandage without Jon around in case the wooziness comes back.  I suppose that is a step in the right direction.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Margot Tenenbaum Club Well, yesterday was interesting &#8212; interesting but not for the squeamish. So, if you&#8217;re squeamish, please visit again tomorrow and by all means don&#8217;t keep reading. What this is is a tale of stupidity. Yesterday, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=768\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}