{"id":758,"date":"2008-07-31T11:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-31T11:22:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=758","title":{"rendered":"So, Yesterday I Crashed a Seadoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>So, Yesterday I Crashed a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sea-doo.com\/en-US\/\">Seadoo<\/a><\/b><br \/>\nYet another thing to add to the list of dumb things that I&#8217;ve done.  Man, is that a LONG list.  Thankfully, no one was hurt &#8212; except the Seadoo.  And, it only got a little damage to the fiberglass.  <\/p>\n<p>After spending yesterday on the creek and the day before that at the pool, I have like 10,000 more freckles &#8212; and that was while using 60 SPF.  Leopards don&#8217;t change their spots but freckled girls do.  <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, Yesterday I Crashed a Seadoo Yet another thing to add to the list of dumb things that I&#8217;ve done. Man, is that a LONG list. Thankfully, no one was hurt &#8212; except the Seadoo. And, it only got a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=758\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=758"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/758\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}