Laughter is Good for You<\/b>
\nThis is the report on wolves that my oldest did. Needless to say, we took out all of the color commentary and replaced it with information from his outline. If you need a laugh today, well, here you go. I highlighted the middle section where he seems to be doing his own, hilarious, writing. <\/p>\n
Wolves can be many colors although most are gray. Some colors of wolves are black, golden brown, rusty red or pure white. The timber wolf lives among the trees in wooded areas of north America. Its forest home is dark and shadowy. The dark coat of the timber wolf helps it hide from its enemies. Tundra wolves have pure white fur. They live in cold snowy areas.
\nRemember, they are little wolves, not big wolves.
\nIt rarely works out.
\nWell, it will in this case.
\nThey are not your pets!
\nThey live in caves.
\nThey rest and relax.
\nThey are friends.
\nPeople think that they are fierce.
\nOh yeah?
\nThat’s what you think!
\nBut this is not really true.
\nIf they do this, it looks like it hurt.
\nWolves avoid people and very rarely attack them.
\nBut you knew that.
\nTry this move.
\nFor free that is.
\nThat’s 6007.
\nGet it today.
\nWolves have a place to hide and eat.
\nWolf pups not included.
\nTo be continued.
\nYou’re welcome.
\nWell, can I come in?
\nWhat do you think?
\nShould we print this out?
\nSay, I think wolves are damaging.
\nI thought it might work.
\nWell, chat with you later.
\nNot by the hair of our chinny chin chin, you can’t fool us with that sheep skin.
\nWolves show up in fairy tales.
\nRemember little Red Riding Hood?
\nThere is one that that dresses up like her grandmother and says, “The better to see you with!”
\nAnd, also, “Then I’ll huff and puff and I’ll blow the house in.”
\nOh, that’s a good one.<\/i> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Laughter is Good for You This is the report on wolves that my oldest did. Needless to say, we took out all of the color commentary and replaced it with information from his outline. If you need a laugh today, … Continue reading