{"id":631,"date":"2007-10-28T23:58:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-28T23:58:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T11:17:28","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=631","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s Definitely on the Mend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>He&#8217;s Definitely on the Mend<\/b><br \/>\nYesterday, E was well enough to go outside for a little while.  He didn&#8217;t want to come back inside, in fact.  But, he was coughing and obviously getting tired, so I made him come.  Then I decided that it might be a good idea for him to take a bath.  He loves taking a bath and I thought that he could get clean and be happy instead being angry about having to come in.  I had his responsible older brother watch him in the bathtub as I made lunch for all the boys.  Then, as I was calling his brothers to lunch and making my way to the bathroom to oversee the last part of his bath, I heard a huge splash.  When I got to the bathroom I saw him sitting in the churning water with a big smile on his face. <\/p>\n<p>Me:  E, did you just jump into the bathtub?  You know that Mommy doesn&#8217;t let you jump or stand in the bathtub.  What did you do?<br \/>\nE:  I didn&#8217;t jump.<br \/>\nMe:  You didn&#8217;t?  I heard a big splash.<br \/>\n(pause)<br \/>\nE:  Piggies like to jump in <i>their<\/i> baths.<br \/>\nMe:  Oh, piggies like to jump in their baths.  Really?!<br \/>\nE: (nodding his head) Oink, oink.   Oink.  Oink, oink, oink!<\/p>\n<p>He proceeded to oink and gesticulate instead of speaking words for like 15 minutes.  I guess that he thought that keeping up the act was instrumental in my not figuring out that he is actually not a pig and therefore not allowed to jump in the bathtub.  <\/p>\n<p>That boy is too much.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s Definitely on the Mend Yesterday, E was well enough to go outside for a little while. He didn&#8217;t want to come back inside, in fact. But, he was coughing and obviously getting tired, so I made him come. Then &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=631\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}