{"id":5367,"date":"2011-02-22T17:49:07","date_gmt":"2011-02-22T17:49:07","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-04-04T14:58:35","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T14:58:35","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=5367","title":{"rendered":"Books Aplenty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Books Aplenty<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/auto_images\/hires\/img59561298414606.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/auto_images\/lowres\/img59561298414606.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This pile of books here made the librarian chuckle.  It wasn&#8217;t my intention to check out so many.  All my requested books just came in at the same time.  <\/p>\n<p>It figures.  I&#8217;ve got zero time to read right now.  <\/p>\n<p>I like to make people laugh though.  We really made her day, though, and by we I really mean J.  After she was done chuckling about my book pile she really got a laugh when J asked her, <\/p>\n<p><b>&#8220;Does Santa know that you&#8217;ve left the workshop?&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yes.  That comment resulted in her laughing some, then thinking that she was done laughing only to begin laughing again.  I should know since I stood there forever while she checked out my pile of books.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Tuesday, y&#8217;all!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Books Aplenty This pile of books here made the librarian chuckle. It wasn&#8217;t my intention to check out so many. All my requested books just came in at the same time. It figures. I&#8217;ve got zero time to read right &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=5367\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5367"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}