{"id":5204,"date":"2010-05-08T16:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-08T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-04-04T14:58:34","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T14:58:34","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=5204","title":{"rendered":"Guess How Many DVDs I Found Under"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Guess How Many DVDs I Found Under<\/b><br \/>\nmy oldest son&#8217;s bed today?<\/p>\n<p>No, really, guess.  If you get close I&#8217;ll send you a piece of cake or a mixed cd or something.  Just to help you &#8212; his bed is a single.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/auto_images\/hires\/img31751273349350.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/auto_images\/lowres\/img31751273349350.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Buster.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess How Many DVDs I Found Under my oldest son&#8217;s bed today? No, really, guess. If you get close I&#8217;ll send you a piece of cake or a mixed cd or something. Just to help you &#8212; his bed is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=5204\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5204"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5204"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5204\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}