Quotes from My Zany Oldest Son<\/b><\/p>\n
J: So, Mom, one day I’m going to die and then I’m going to go to heaven.
\nMe: That’s right, J.
\nJ: And, when I get there I’m going to say, “WOW, I’m in heaven, I’m not dead, after all.”
\nMe: Yes.
\nJ: And then, I’m going to go over to God’s throne and try to pick it up. I might hope that it won’t be as heavy as it looks.”<\/p>\n
I have no reply because I was speechless and laughing.<\/p>\n
and….<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n
J: Hey Mom.
\nMe: Yes, J?
\nJ: Guess what? I’ve got some irony and I’m going to PUT IT ON YOU!<\/p>\n
Okay, I’ll let y’all know what it feels like when he lays that irony on me.<\/p>\n
Oh, and, he also called some little 5 and 6 year olds, “Hey, you little asses!” when we were helping with recess at my 2nd son’s school. The teacher who was working recess and I were both laughing so hard that we couldn’t even get breath to talk.<\/p>\n
That child of mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Quotes from My Zany Oldest Son J: So, Mom, one day I’m going to die and then I’m going to go to heaven. Me: That’s right, J. J: And, when I get there I’m going to say, “WOW, I’m in … Continue reading