{"id":5144,"date":"2009-12-08T22:43:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T22:43:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-04-04T14:58:34","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T14:58:34","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=5144","title":{"rendered":"The Accidental Intensification of Insult"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The Accidental Intensification of Insult<\/b><br \/>\nhappened at our house the other day.  My youngest son was shouting an insult at his next oldest brother.  The insult was supposed to have been:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;You lily-livered landlubber!&#8221;<\/i> but accidently became<\/p>\n<p><i><b>&#8220;You lily-livered LAME BOOGER!&#8221;<\/b><\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>These boys of mine give my laughing muscles a workout sometimes.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Accidental Intensification of Insult happened at our house the other day. My youngest son was shouting an insult at his next oldest brother. The insult was supposed to have been: &#8220;You lily-livered landlubber!&#8221; but accidently became &#8220;You lily-livered LAME &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=5144\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5144"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}