{"id":4997,"date":"2008-11-18T22:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-18T22:06:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-04-04T14:58:34","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T14:58:34","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=4997","title":{"rendered":"Why Late Night Baking and Rum Just Don&#8217;t Mix"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Why Late Night Baking and Rum Just Don&#8217;t Mix<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Last week was conference week at school.  Ah, conference week &#8212; don&#8217;t get me started.  Well, I guess that I could sum it up for you&#8230;.we had 2 &#8220;he&#8217;s doing just fine&#8221;, one &#8220;this child is universally loved and appreciated and, look, he&#8217;s actually learning something&#8221;, and one &#8220;I just don&#8217;t know&#8230;.&#8221; after which I really wanted to either buy his teacher a beer or give her a hug &#8212; or both.  <\/p>\n<p>So, back to the purpose of this post which can be summed up as this:  <b>Baking late at night is not the smartest thing to do. Also, remember to buy vanilla &#8212; otherwise you might have to substitute other liquids with questionable results.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Why do I say the above? Because, last week, I remembered that I&#8217;d volunteered to bring an apple cake to my son&#8217;s school.  The Parent Teacher Organization provides snacks for the teachers on conference nights and so I signed up to bring something.  They needed it the next morning. Now, baking at night isn&#8217;t the best thing for me.  I&#8217;m not the most exact person at any time of the day but at night, well, I&#8217;m less exact than usual.  So, I tried to pull myself together and concentrate, because when I bake for other people, I try to step it up a notch.<\/p>\n<p>For instance:<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t lick the spoon.<br \/>\nI try to remember all the food safety rules.<br \/>\nI measure and stuff.  <\/p>\n<p>I must say that I was doing a great job.  The cake came out beautifully.  So, on I went to make the caramel sauce.  Now, the sauce calls for vanilla.  But I had used rum instead of vanilla when I had made this cake for my church&#8217;s harvest party and people seemed to like it.  I even won 2nd place &#8212; so I figured that it would be okay.  The sauce was really coming together until I decided to put a dash of the rum in the sauce, and, since I was sort of distracted and not really bothering to get out the teaspoon my dash turned into a GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.<\/p>\n<p>The resulting sauce smelled very rummy.  Very, VERY rummy.  It was late.  I didn&#8217;t have the ingredients or the will to try again.  So the rummy cake went to school.  <\/p>\n<p>Now I wonder if I be branded as the mother who tried to get the staff drunk on conference night?  I hope not.  My cake plate is still at school.  Maybe I&#8217;ll wait a few weeks before claiming it.  <\/p>\n<p>I hereby pledge to refrain from late night baking &#8212; until next time. <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why Late Night Baking and Rum Just Don&#8217;t Mix Last week was conference week at school. Ah, conference week &#8212; don&#8217;t get me started. Well, I guess that I could sum it up for you&#8230;.we had 2 &#8220;he&#8217;s doing just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=4997\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4997"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4997\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}