{"id":4987,"date":"2008-10-16T18:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T18:11:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-04-04T14:58:34","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T14:58:34","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=4987","title":{"rendered":"More Quotes from J"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>More Quotes from J<\/b><br \/>\nI really should explain more about my oldest son, J, sometime.  Because, I&#8217;m sure that anyone reading this who doesn&#8217;t know him in person would read some of the things that he says (or writes) and think&#8230;..well, I don&#8217;t know what they would think.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll write more about him someday.  Just so people will understand.  Moving on.<\/p>\n<p>Today, J and I were in the van waiting for my youngest to get out of pre-k.  J is always hungry.  So he asked for a snack.  I told him that he needed to get his hands clean before I would dole out a snack.  Usually his reply to this would be, &#8220;Okay&#8221;, or he would wordlessly hold out a hand for the purell.  Not today.  <\/p>\n<p>Today he said (with a really funny accent from who knows where), <b>&#8220;Sanitize the royal hands, my Queen!&#8221;<\/b>  <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know when I became the queen &#8212; I do know that other moms in the carpool lane looked in my direction when I started laughing like a crazy person.<\/p>\n<p>I have a feeling that he and I will be laughing in cars for a long time to come.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More Quotes from J I really should explain more about my oldest son, J, sometime. Because, I&#8217;m sure that anyone reading this who doesn&#8217;t know him in person would read some of the things that he says (or writes) and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=4987\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4987"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}