{"id":4531,"date":"2005-03-31T22:27:28","date_gmt":"2005-03-31T22:27:28","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-04-04T14:58:33","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T14:58:33","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=4531","title":{"rendered":"This happened while I was in the kitchen making lunch the other day.\r\n\r\nC (my 5 year old):  Grrrr (hilarious growling), grrrrGraaaaawl!!!!!\r\nMe:  What are you doing, Honey?\r\nC:  (very dramatically) GGGGGRRRRRrrrrrrr, Mom, oh no&#8230;..a porcupine&#8230;.BEHIND YOU!!!! AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!\r\nMe: What?  A porcupine behind me?  I didn&#8217;t know that porcupines growl like that.  Thanks for warning me.\r\nC:  Um-hum.\r\n\r\nThen, a moment later.\r\n\r\nMe:  C, Honey, you need to eat your apple slices before you leave the table, okay?\r\nC:  Mom, do you know what apples are for?\r\nMe:  No, what do you think that they are for?  (Thinking that I have absolutely NO idea what he is going to say.)\r\nC:  Apples are for cleaning the crumbs out of your teef.\r\nMe: You&#8217;re right&#8230;.they do clean crumbs out of your teeth.\r\n\r\nI never know what he is thinking about or what he is going to say."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This happened while I was in the kitchen making lunch the other day.<\/p>\n<p>C (my 5 year old):  Grrrr (hilarious growling), grrrrGraaaaawl!!!!!<br \/>\nMe:  What are you doing, Honey?<br \/>\nC:  (very dramatically) GGGGGRRRRRrrrrrrr, Mom, oh no&#8230;..a porcupine&#8230;.BEHIND YOU!!!! AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!<br \/>\nMe: What?  A porcupine behind me?  I didn&#8217;t know that porcupines growl like that.  Thanks for warning me.<br \/>\nC:  Um-hum.<\/p>\n<p>Then, a moment later.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  C, Honey, you need to eat your apple slices before you leave the table, okay?<br \/>\nC:  Mom, do you know what apples are for?<br \/>\nMe:  No, what do you think that they are for?  (Thinking that I have absolutely NO idea what he is going to say.)<br \/>\nC:  Apples are for cleaning the crumbs out of your teef.<br \/>\nMe: You&#8217;re right&#8230;.they do clean crumbs out of your teeth.<\/p>\n<p>I never know what he is thinking about or what he is going to say.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This happened while I was in the kitchen making lunch the other day. C (my 5 year old): Grrrr (hilarious growling), grrrrGraaaaawl!!!!! Me: What are you doing, Honey? C: (very dramatically) GGGGGRRRRRrrrrrrr, Mom, oh no&#8230;..a porcupine&#8230;.BEHIND YOU!!!! AAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH! Me: What? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=4531\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}