I Got A Phone Call Yesterday,<\/b><\/p>\n
I answered, “Hello.” <\/p>\n
A voice said, “Is your refrigerator running?”<\/p>\n
I said, “Son, why are you calling me from school?”<\/p>\n
He said, “Hey Mom. Have you seen my math book?”<\/p>\n
Would you have said that joke to your mom if you had been instructed to call her when you were in school and your teacher was standing right there? I know that I wouldn’t have.<\/p>\n
But then, I am not wired up to be a buster.
\nHe is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I Got A Phone Call Yesterday, I answered, “Hello.” A voice said, “Is your refrigerator running?” I said, “Son, why are you calling me from school?” He said, “Hey Mom. Have you seen my math book?” Would you have said … Continue reading