{"id":3891,"date":"2010-01-27T00:35:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-27T00:35:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:28","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:28","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3891","title":{"rendered":"You Know You&#8217;re In Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>You Know You&#8217;re In Trouble<\/b><br \/>\nwhen you have to pull out your Lamaze breathing just to make it through a homework help session with your fourth grader.<\/p>\n<p>The boy in question postulated that I did not know the correct method for division because I had learned mine <b>in the last century<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t quite think that he believes me when I tell him that dude, long division is ever the same.  EVER THE SAME.<\/p>\n<p>When somebody fell through the hard-headed tree he hit every <b>single<\/b> branch, I tell you.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, I&#8217;m done ranting now.  And, I saw the sun (and some blue sky!) today.   I sure do hope that the sun will hang around for awhile.  My sunshine tank needs some filling.  <\/p>\n<p>Sometimes you just want to r-u-n-n-o-f-t.  True?<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You Know You&#8217;re In Trouble when you have to pull out your Lamaze breathing just to make it through a homework help session with your fourth grader. The boy in question postulated that I did not know the correct method &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3891\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3891"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}