{"id":3874,"date":"2009-12-17T10:45:50","date_gmt":"2009-12-17T10:45:50","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:28","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:28","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3874","title":{"rendered":"How To Hang A Christmas Ornament"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>How To Hang A Christmas Ornament<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Let me show y&#8217;all something.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/auto_images\/hires\/img21871261064555.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/auto_images\/lowres\/img21871261064555.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do you see this little angel here?  This is an ornament from my childhood.  <\/p>\n<p>My youngest is a holiday fanatic.  He is perpetually excited about whatever holiday is coming next.  He&#8217;s been playing with some of the Christmas ornaments lately.  And, I let him, if the ornaments are not breakable.  This ornament is definitely in the okay-to-play-with category since it is made of pewter, or something.  The other day I saw it laying around and asked him to put it back on the tree so that it wouldn&#8217;t be misplaced.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/auto_images\/hires\/img21881261064586.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/auto_images\/lowres\/img21881261064586.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is what I got.  Ask a little boy to hang an angel and what you get is an angel impaling.  <\/p>\n<p>Now that I think about it, her expression sort of fits the look she might have on her face were she actually being impaled.<\/p>\n<p>So I suppose that it made sense in the little boy mind.  I can only guess.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How To Hang A Christmas Ornament Let me show y&#8217;all something. Do you see this little angel here? This is an ornament from my childhood. My youngest is a holiday fanatic. He is perpetually excited about whatever holiday is coming &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3874\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3874"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}