{"id":3728,"date":"2008-12-12T15:06:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T15:06:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3728","title":{"rendered":"What I Hissed Yesterday Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>What I Hissed Yesterday Morning<\/b><br \/>\n&#8220;Get out of that bed come upstairs with me.  You&#8217;re sleeping on the couch until it&#8217;s time to get up.  <b>What were you thinking, yodeling at the top of your lungs at 4:30 in the MORNING?!!!<\/b>  I&#8217;m surprised that you didn&#8217;t wake your brothers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And then I had to get into my bed and not think too much because I knew that if I did getting back to sleep would be near impossible.  <\/p>\n<p>Did you know that laughing really hard will wake you up like nothing else?  This is true.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What I Hissed Yesterday Morning &#8220;Get out of that bed come upstairs with me. You&#8217;re sleeping on the couch until it&#8217;s time to get up. What were you thinking, yodeling at the top of your lungs at 4:30 in the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3728\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3728"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3728"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3728\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}