{"id":3639,"date":"2008-05-21T09:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T09:38:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3639","title":{"rendered":"Wacky Poetry From J"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Wacky Poetry From J<\/b><br \/>\nJ brought home his poetry book from the past school year yesterday.  Ah, it&#8217;s a gold mine.  Do you need a chuckle today?  Then read on.<\/p>\n<p><i>Synonym Poem<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Amphibian-<br \/>\nFrog lizard alligator and crocodiles<br \/>\nThese creatures are reptiles.<\/p>\n<p>Absorbent-<br \/>\nPermeable, porous, pervious and spongy.<br \/>\nNo one to play with, I am lonely.<\/p>\n<p>Abracadabra-voodoo, magic charm, spell<br \/>\nYou can spell, but I do it well.<\/p>\n<p>Greeting-<br \/>\nGood afternoon, good morning, good evening.<br \/>\nWe had a good meeting.<\/p>\n<p><i>My Useless Poem<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A flower without water<\/p>\n<p>Pigs without mud<\/p>\n<p>Penguins without flippers<\/p>\n<p>Bees without stingers<\/p>\n<p>Earth without countries<\/p>\n<p>Ducks without ducklings<\/p>\n<p>Flies not munching<\/p>\n<p>But tell me why it&#8217;s your dream not mine.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wacky Poetry From J J brought home his poetry book from the past school year yesterday. Ah, it&#8217;s a gold mine. Do you need a chuckle today? Then read on. Synonym Poem Amphibian- Frog lizard alligator and crocodiles These creatures &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3639\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3639"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}