{"id":3620,"date":"2008-03-30T15:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T15:45:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3620","title":{"rendered":"What Kind of Body?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>What Kind of Body?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The scene:  downstairs in my boys&#8217; room.  I am looking around everywhere for Bulls Eye, the stuffed horse, for my youngest.  My 2 eldest sons are sort of play wrestling on one of the beds when, all of a sudden, my oldest sits up and says,&#8221;Mom, I just don&#8217;t know how I can ever impress Isabelle.&#8221;  (Isabelle is the fifth-grade girl with whom every fifth-grade boy is in love right now.)  I smothered a chuckle and said, &#8220;J, why do you need to impress Isabelle?&#8221;  He replied, &#8220;Because, I&#8217;m a nobody.&#8221;  I told him, while wondering where he had gotten this notion, that he wasn&#8217;t a nobody.  He then demanded, &#8220;Well, what kind of body AM I?&#8221;  I was still searching for an answer when his brother told him, &#8220;You&#8217;re a human body.&#8221;   And then the brother rolled off the bed laughing.  <\/p>\n<p>Who knows where the conversation would have led had I not at that moment located Abu (the monkey from <i>Aladdin<\/i>) who the oldest was delighted to see since he had been missing for a few days.  <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a given that I have no idea what he will say.  What isn&#8217;t always known, I guess, is how surprised I&#8217;ll be by what he has to tell me.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Kind of Body? The scene: downstairs in my boys&#8217; room. I am looking around everywhere for Bulls Eye, the stuffed horse, for my youngest. My 2 eldest sons are sort of play wrestling on one of the beds when, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3620\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}