{"id":3597,"date":"2008-01-29T00:35:55","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T00:35:55","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3597","title":{"rendered":"Man, That&#8217;s Exciting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Man, That&#8217;s Exciting<\/b><br \/>\nSo tonight, I was brushing my C&#8217;s teeth.  When he was done, I told him to spit out his water, and he complied by getting it everywhere except the drain.  Little boys, their aim with everything is terrible, and I think that my boys, at least,  find that this is interesting and sort of cool.  At 8 o&#8217;clock in the evening, however, I don&#8217;t think that it is so cool.  So, I said in frustration, &#8220;Ahh, I&#8217;m going to lose my ever-loving mind!&#8221;  He looked up at me, totally enthralled, and actually clapped his hands a little when he said, &#8220;Ooooo, are we going to see your brains?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, That&#8217;s Exciting So tonight, I was brushing my C&#8217;s teeth. When he was done, I told him to spit out his water, and he complied by getting it everywhere except the drain. Little boys, their aim with everything is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3597\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}