{"id":3535,"date":"2007-09-06T01:43:55","date_gmt":"2007-09-06T01:43:55","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:27","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3535","title":{"rendered":"Never Again&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Never Again&#8230;<\/b><br \/>\nwill I reupholster a piece of furniture.  I promised to take pictures of the process.  And I have taken pictures.  And, oh my goodness, has it been a process.  I will post the pictures when the piece is finished.  But that won&#8217;t be now.  And it won&#8217;t be until sometime next week.  Why, do you ask, will it not be until next week?  Because, I have company coming.  This place is an absolute wreck.  I take that back &#8212; this place is an absolute wreck, squared.  And, instead of putting the nice, finished chair in Jon&#8217;s office, I have to instead find a place for the unfinished chair and all the materials that will eventually be encased in fabric instead of in the plastic bags from Hobby Lobby. <\/p>\n<p>You just wait, Chair.  You HEAR me?  I&#8217;m coming to get you next week and man, I&#8217;m going to fix you.  You got that?<\/p>\n<p>(I realize that my talking to the chair means that I should go to bed now and try to wake up sane and smiling.)<\/p>\n<p>On another note, I made some really good chocolate cake today and some banana bread that my husband actually liked.  So, you know, I&#8217;m not a total failure.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never Again&#8230; will I reupholster a piece of furniture. I promised to take pictures of the process. And I have taken pictures. And, oh my goodness, has it been a process. I will post the pictures when the piece is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3535\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3535"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}