{"id":3504,"date":"2007-07-13T00:26:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-13T00:26:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:24","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:24","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3504","title":{"rendered":"I Have Interesting Conversations With My Oldest Son"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>I Have Interesting Conversations With My Oldest Son<\/b><br \/>\nI&#8217;m looking for a stuffed toy for the youngest, so I ask the oldest, who plays with (and misplaces) everything.<\/p>\n<p>Me: J, have you seen Jack (stuffed toy from <i>The Nightmare Before Christmas<\/i>)?<br \/>\nJ: No.<br \/>\nMe: You don&#8217;t know where he is?<br \/>\nJ:  Tahiti, maybe?  He&#8217;s got a timeshare there.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Have Interesting Conversations With My Oldest Son I&#8217;m looking for a stuffed toy for the youngest, so I ask the oldest, who plays with (and misplaces) everything. Me: J, have you seen Jack (stuffed toy from The Nightmare Before &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3504\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3504"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}