{"id":3372,"date":"2006-05-15T10:24:37","date_gmt":"2006-05-15T10:24:37","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:23","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:23","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3372","title":{"rendered":"Hmmmm&#8230;.What?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Hmmmm&#8230;.What?<\/b><br \/>\nEvery schoolday morning, I take all the boys with me and we drop off the two middle boys at school and then the oldest and youngest boys and I either go on an errand or back home.  Usually, my oldest is nearly silent during these trips.  He always just requests music and\/or zones out.  But today, he was talking a lot.  Maybe it was because I was insisting on listening to my music, instead of his?  Probably.  So, he kept talking and I turned down my music so that I could hear him and respond to what he was saying.  Do you know what he said to me?  &#8220;Your hair smells like cheese.&#8221;  For the record, my hair does NOT smell like cheese.  But why am I sharing his wacky statement with you?  Because he said it in Chinese.  CHINESE.  Another thing he said in Chinese was, &#8220;You give away cows here?  What a country!&#8221;.  This takes not knowing what he is going to say to a whole new level.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmmm&#8230;.What? Every schoolday morning, I take all the boys with me and we drop off the two middle boys at school and then the oldest and youngest boys and I either go on an errand or back home. Usually, my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3372\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}