{"id":3301,"date":"2005-08-10T13:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-10T13:42:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2017-03-23T04:25:23","modified_gmt":"2017-03-23T04:25:23","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3301","title":{"rendered":"Last night, the baby (19 mo\/old, E) came running around the corner into the kitchen.  He was looking triumphant because he had just raided my purse and had my lipstick clutched in his little hand. I asked him, &#8220;Baby, why do you always get Mama&#8217;s lipstick out of her purse?&#8221;  Without missing a beat, he said, &#8220;I-don-know.&#8221;  Whoa!  I really didn&#8217;t think that he would answer me.  I do wish he would choose something else to get out of my purse.  Lipstick just isn&#8217;t the same after a little boy has messed with it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, the baby (19 mo\/old, E) came running around the corner into the kitchen.  He was looking triumphant because he had just raided my purse and had my lipstick clutched in his little hand. I asked him, &#8220;Baby, why do you always get Mama&#8217;s lipstick out of her purse?&#8221;  Without missing a beat, he said, &#8220;I-don-know.&#8221;  Whoa!  I really didn&#8217;t think that he would answer me.  I do wish he would choose something else to get out of my purse.  Lipstick just isn&#8217;t the same after a little boy has messed with it.  <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, the baby (19 mo\/old, E) came running around the corner into the kitchen. He was looking triumphant because he had just raided my purse and had my lipstick clutched in his little hand. I asked him, &#8220;Baby, why &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=3301\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3301"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}