{"id":325,"date":"2005-02-24T23:45:24","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T23:45:24","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2011-07-16T11:17:27","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T11:17:27","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, one great thing about having a ton of freckles is that when you nearly wack your finger off with a chef&#8217;s knife and blood spatters everywhere &#8212; it just blends in on your skin.  Thankfully, it stopped bleeding.  I didn&#8217;t even really care about my finger, but the thought of losing my time by sitting in an ER was really making me mad.  Of course, I was mad at myself for being so dumb by cutting myself.  That reminds me &#8212; I think that I need a new (really good) chef&#8217;s knife.  It is like the Murphy&#8217;s Law of parenting that when you really injure yourself  &#8212; there is no help to be found.  My helpful 6 year old was at the neighbor&#8217;s apartment, my baby wanted down NOW from the high chair, and my 8 year old was having a meltdown over the dvd control and the game that he was trying to do and dear Jon was in the basement on the phone with a client.  Crazy.    <\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, one great thing about having a ton of freckles is that when you nearly wack your finger off with a chef&#8217;s knife and blood spatters everywhere &#8212; it just blends in on your skin. Thankfully, it stopped bleeding. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=325\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}