Number no-telling-what on the list of things I never thought I’d say:<\/p>\n
(to Jon, while he was on his way to the bathroom yesterday morning…)<\/p>\n
“Babe, just so you know, there’s a little gecko scampering around the bathroom this morning.”<\/p>\n
And, as far as I know, he’s scampering in there still, hiding his fleshy little colored self amongst the 60s wallpaper with eagles and flowers. <\/p>\n
He may take up a permanent residence. In fact, I know that he will if it’s up to me to catch him. <\/p>\n
Because this gal, I do not do reptiles.<\/p>\n
I hope y’all are having a happy, gecko-free Friday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Number no-telling-what on the list of things I never thought I’d say: (to Jon, while he was on his way to the bathroom yesterday morning…) “Babe, just so you know, there’s a little gecko scampering around the bathroom this morning.” … Continue reading