{"id":2151,"date":"2013-04-23T00:47:37","date_gmt":"2013-04-23T00:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=2151"},"modified":"2013-04-23T00:48:43","modified_gmt":"2013-04-23T00:48:43","slug":"ewwww","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=2151","title":{"rendered":"Ewwww&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, in case y&#8217;all are wondering how to tell if you really have seasonal allergies, the true test is when you can&#8217;t smell the <strong>DEAD POSSUM<\/strong> that has met his maker under the floor under your kitchen sink.<\/p>\n<p>Yep.<\/p>\n<p>Yik, Yik, Yik.<\/p>\n<p>Related to this, Jon has the following advice when purchasing a ShopVac: \u00a0<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Buy the big &#8216;un.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>My advice is to make sure to buy beer to treat any post possum removing stress disorder otherwise known as PPRSD.<\/p>\n<p>Whew.<\/p>\n<p>I hope that y&#8217;all are having a delightfully possum-free Monday.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, in case y&#8217;all are wondering how to tell if you really have seasonal allergies, the true test is when you can&#8217;t smell the DEAD POSSUM that has met his maker under the floor under your kitchen sink. Yep. Yik, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=2151\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2151"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2151"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2153,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2151\/revisions\/2153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}