{"id":1880,"date":"2012-12-12T18:04:32","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T18:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=1880"},"modified":"2012-12-12T18:05:08","modified_gmt":"2012-12-12T18:05:08","slug":"i-do-not-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=1880","title":{"rendered":"I Do Not Understand"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbors have a exquisite, thoughtfully decorated Christmas tree.<\/p>\n<p>They have a very frou frou wreath on their front door&#8230;.with tulle and sparkles and tinsel and I don&#8217;t know what else.<\/p>\n<p>On their flag pole, they have a huge, black skull and crossbones flag.<\/p>\n<p>One of these things is not like the others.<\/p>\n<p>I do not understand.<\/p>\n<p>That is all, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p>Happy 12\/12\/12!!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbors have a exquisite, thoughtfully decorated Christmas tree. They have a very frou frou wreath on their front door&#8230;.with tulle and sparkles and tinsel and I don&#8217;t know what else. On their flag pole, they have a huge, black &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=1880\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1880"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1880"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1880\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1882,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1880\/revisions\/1882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}