{"id":1537,"date":"2012-01-17T19:19:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T19:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=1537"},"modified":"2012-01-18T02:06:06","modified_gmt":"2012-01-18T02:06:06","slug":"a-forgotten-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=1537","title":{"rendered":"A Forgotten Lunch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I make lunches for all of the males in my household. \u00a0Yes, I know that it would be good if they made their own lunches.<\/p>\n<p>1) \u00a0Because, then, they would (all) know how. \u00a0(That&#8217;s right, some already know and I still pack them a lunch, anyway.)<\/p>\n<p>2) \u00a0They&#8217;d be more independent.<\/p>\n<p>3) \u00a0And, then, I wouldn&#8217;t have to get up at the crack of dawn to do it myself.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, but the problems that would ensue, y&#8217;all. \u00a0Tiny kitchen, distracted males, school tardies, frazzled\/frustrated mother&#8230;.it&#8217;d be an ugly thing.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, I will continue to pack lunches&#8230;.and thereby keep my sanity, sort of.<\/p>\n<p>You can imagine my reaction when a lunch is forgotten. \u00a0It is sort of a ball-up-my-fists-and-stomp-my-foot kind of moment. \u00a0This little (mostly interior) outburst is immediately followed by the, \u00a0<strong><em>Oh, of course, he left his lunch<\/em><\/strong>, thought.<\/p>\n<p>But, I did learn something last week when someone forgot his lunch.<\/p>\n<p>You see, I had made the guilty lunch-forgetter a delicious turkey sandwich with mayo, tomato, cheese and Dijon. \u00a0The thought of sending the same sandwich the next day didn&#8217;t appeal to me &#8212; too soggy. \u00a0 So, I ripped the sandwich apart, threw away the bread (remember my crummy diet? \u00a0It&#8217;s still going&#8230;.) and made myself an omelet.<\/p>\n<p>It was good. \u00a0Very, very good. \u00a0Do you know what really made it sing? \u00a0The Dijon. \u00a0So, I suppose that you know what is going in my cheese and turkey omelets from now on.<\/p>\n<p>Try it, \u00a0you might really like it!<\/p>\n<p>Happy Tuesday, y&#8217;all!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I make lunches for all of the males in my household. \u00a0Yes, I know that it would be good if they made their own lunches. 1) \u00a0Because, then, they would (all) know how. \u00a0(That&#8217;s right, some already know and I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/?p=1537\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1537"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1539,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1537\/revisions\/1539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.annbarlow.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}