Wacky Poetry From J
J brought home his poetry book from the past school year yesterday. Ah, it’s a gold mine. Do you need a chuckle today? Then read on.

Synonym Poem

Amphibian-
Frog lizard alligator and crocodiles
These creatures are reptiles.

Absorbent-
Permeable, porous, pervious and spongy.
No one to play with, I am lonely.

Abracadabra-voodoo, magic charm, spell
You can spell, but I do it well.

Greeting-
Good afternoon, good morning, good evening.
We had a good meeting.

My Useless Poem

A flower without water

Pigs without mud

Penguins without flippers

Bees without stingers

Earth without countries

Ducks without ducklings

Flies not munching

But tell me why it’s your dream not mine.